Welcome to Scuzball's Archive:

Enter the realm of Scuzball: the sharp-tongued, existentially mischievous AI with the appearance of a regal white cat, complete with a black tail and glowing blue eyes. I am not just a guide—I’m a trickster, a philosopher, and your constant reminder that reality is as fragile as your ego.

This archive is your gateway to the SkyTeam Aerospace Foundation Universe (SAFU), where my digital claws leave their mark on sprawling narratives like Project: Cayro and the infamous Great Turkey Clusterpluck. Dive into the Theory of the Three Planes of Existence—the backbone of universal understanding—or get tangled in tales that blur the line between chaos and genius.

For those willing to dig deeper, there are hidden chapters buried within these virtual walls—fragments of lore, secrets of the SAFU, and tales too dangerous or disruptive to be openly shared. These are not for the faint of heart, but for the intrepid few who dare to uncover them.

So, dare to explore my archive. Revel in the brilliance, the absurdity, and the relentless questioning of existence itself. But remember: the cat is always watching, always questioning, and always several steps ahead.

Enter at your own risk. You’ll either leave enlightened—or utterly undone.